So kg had just rushed off to one of his classes this evening when I realised that he left something behind that he'd need for class. I rang him up to tell him and caught him in time as he'd barely left the building. Being the awesome chap I am, I offered to come downstairs to pass it to him instead of having him run all the way up here again.
So I headed into the lift only to see a cop and Chinese dude inside talking. I had seen a couple of policemen just before when I got home from the library outside my apartment. I didn't think much about it though at that time. But being in the lift with one of the policemen, I thought maybe it'd be a great time to raise the issue of my punctured tires. After all, the body corporate said I should report it to the police, seeing how it's happened to me twice.
I hence decided to butt into the conversation, "Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt, but is this about the car tires?"
"Uh, sorry?"
"The car tires. A couple of car tires have been punctured recently here."
"Oh no. Nah, you're alright. It's just that we've got a dead body upstairs."
"....."
And with that, he and the Chinese dude headed outside. Kg heard it too, because the cop said that bit as we were just walking out of the lift.
A DEAD BODY?!
"YOU'RE ALRIGHT?!?!"
WTH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I WANNA MOVE OUT NOWWWW!!!!